October 2. 01. 5 - www. Welcome to I love the smell of bacon in the morning. This is the biggest sporting week in Australia all year. Cricket is one.. Anyway, where you live . Be it Australian Rules . Actually let's just forget about rugby altogether because NO ONE CARES.
TL; DR: the AFL grand final is Australia's Super Bowl equivalent. This year, at least for the western side of the country, shit has been out of control. There are 2 home town teams, Fremantle and West Coast. Both teams have dominated the league all season. Fremantle were clear favourites to win the flag but sadly knocked out last weekend. West Coast won their game and are through to this weekend's grand final against Hawthorn. The dream scenario of a west vs west final wasn't to be and the poor Freo fans have taken an absolute pounding from West Coast supporters.
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It's been truly magical. The past few days though.. I've had to peel back from it. Switch the radio off, scroll past the Facebook banter because you can have too much of a good thing. Everyone is talking about the big game. Who'll win and why to who won't and how. Which team has more GF experience.
What the home ground advantage means and how many times the teams have played there this season. A mystery drone. Who's injured. The Brownlow medal winner. The insane airfare pricing for fans wanting to head east. Interviews with people driving 3,5.
People who bought plane tickets but couldn't get game tickets. A decade old drug scandal dragged out of the closet. I don't think there's any football related subject not covered in excruciating detail. At this point, with so much hype, the match had better be amazing. Expectations are now off the chart and people won't be able to cope otherwise. Go Eagles. Moving on. The weekend had its highs and lows.
It started well and descended from there. First on the agenda was breakfast with the boys. From there, swung by a hi- fi joint near home. Really have low interest in this stuff - just want the TV to go loud.. I spent a small fortune on a beefy home theatre setup 8- 9 years ago. It's been in storage and have now dug it out. Wanted to ask the hi- fi shop about install.
For those who understand - the receiver is pre- HDMI so cables up the ass. Captain Obvious sales guy launched into a spiel about how my equipment was old tech and I would be better off upgrading as he ushered me to their 'entry level' gear. May well be going back into storage at this rate.. Got home to a full spring clean underway. Furniture rearranged, piles of junk everywhere, everything in the kitchen reorganised.
Exhilarating. Also found a few minutes to plug my PS3 in which would later prove to be a masterstroke. We ducked out later to visit some folks then squeezed in an Ikea visit.
Did you know spring- cleaning isn't cleaning at all unless you buy more junk to fill the space you have spring- cleaned? Was starting to feel fairly average by the time we got home and, fuckstratingly, it got worse and worse. Ended up missing the first three- quarters of the footy match that I'd so been hanging out for. No idea where it came from or even what it was but think gastro but without the shitting and spewing. That little bug wiped me out for the entirety of Sunday. After a terrible night's sleep, I plonked on the couch first thing in the morning and didn't get off it for literally the entire day. So basically experienced a day as a stay- at- home mum..
JOKING, ladies! The PS3 came in very handy throughout the day. Almost as if I subconsciously set it up knowing it would get some use.
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She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Hawthorn fans too. Not really knowing what a Hawthorn fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. A little girl has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks the little girl why she is an Eagles fan. The teacher is now angry. HERE'S WHY YOU'LL CARETIPS THAT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFESix people died on the roads here over the weekend. All of them seemed to have been preventable, or at very least unnecessary, but it did get me thinking what other situations someone could easily find themselves in and then walk away from if only they had used their brain..- Underwater and don't know which way is up? Exhale and watch which way the air bubbles go.
That way is up. Head in the opposite direction.- Some people have a tendency to get into their and just sit checking their phone messages etc. Do not do this. If a predator is watching you, it will be a perfect opportunity to car- jack you or get in your car. Instead, as soon as you get into your car, lock the doors and leave.
If someone is in your car with a gun to your head then do not drive off - do the opposite, gun the engine and crash into anything. Your airbag should save you and if the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes bail out & run.
Learn how to give CPR properly, and you are significantly more likely to help a victim survive such an event. Because it's sterile and binds only to itself, plastic wrap is stocked in most ambulances so paramedics can keep fresh burns protected from germs. If someone suffers a fire or heat- related burn, wrap the wound in plastic wrap until you can get to a hospital. However don't do this if you suffer an acid or chemical burn, as those could melt the plastic.- Any shiny object will do the job, but a compact mirror in your survival kit can be a lifesaver when used as a silent emergency beacon. Breathing out of your mouth expends more energy, and you'll lose moisture faster.- Most mobile phones can dial the local emergency number when they're locked and even without a SIM card.- Your body will waste a lot of energy trying to keep your body cool in the heat and warm in the cold.
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Dr. Seuss. Adaptation. Sorrow and his gang of gay fascist cowboys. Doggiewogiez! Poochiewoochiez!
Thompson’s cult novel about two burnouts taking insane quantities of drugs in the City of Sin. Fellini Satyricon (1. Bizarre androgynous costuming and mythological leaps of logic gird a great director’s decadent extravaganza. Female Trouble (1. Juvenile delinquent Dawn Davenport (Divine) proves that “crime is beauty” on her way to the electric chair. Final Flesh (2. 00.
Four separate porn- troupes- for- hire enact an absurdist prank script about the apocalypse. The Forbidden Room (2.
Guy Maddin’s collection of reimagined lost films, with tales curled inside each other like Russian nesting dolls. Forbidden Zone (1. Frenchie is lost in the 6th Dimension and her family and friends must save her from the king and queen in this surreal musical that often looks like a Fleischer Brothers cartoon. Funky Forest: The First Contact (2. Selection of surreal, interwoven sketches from three Japanese directors is uneven, as you would expect, but contains some of the weirdest sequences you’re likely to come across. Glen or Glenda (1. Ed Wood’s pro- transvestite documentary, with Bela Lugosi as an omniscient one- man Greek chorus and a dream sequence featuring bondage.
Goke, Body Snatcher from Hell (1. Survivors of an airline crash squabble among each other while psychedelic space vampires pick them off. Gothic (1. 98. 6) – Hallucinatory excess from Ken Russell, about the night Mary Shelley conceived “Frankenstein”Gozu (2.
Erotically charged, hallucinatory Takashi Miike horror/yakuza mashup. La Grande Bouffe (1. Four successful men lock themselves inside a chateau and eat themselves to death.
Greaser’s Palace (1. A zoot- suited Jesus visits a Western town to enact a series of absurd parables. The Greasy Strangler (2. Lard- loving Big Ronnie (who doubles as the Greasy Strangler) and his son live together and conduct scam walking tours, until a “disco cutie” comes between them. Hd Video 720P Animal Crackers (2017).
Gummo (1. 99. 7) – Indisputably weird but ceaselessly unpleasant portrait of hopeless white trash. H! The Globolinks !
Die Globolinks. Oscar” drives around Paris taking on “assignments” that require him to become a hit man, accordionist, and a fashion- model abducting leprechaun. The Holy Mountain (1. An extravagant, psychedelic tour of world mysticism has a guru lead a Christ- figure and companions on a quest to storm the Holy Mountain.
The Horrors of Spider Island ? Nobody (2. 00. 9) – The last mortal man in the world remembers dozens of parallel reality variations of his life. Mulholland Drive (2. Radical identity shifts and surrealistic nightclub acts ignite this dreamlike noir fable about love, guilt and Hollywood. My Winnipeg (2. 00. In Guy Maddin’s Winnipeg, sleepwalkers roam the streets at night, horses freeze in the river, and mother is everywhere.
Naked Lunch (1. 99. David Cronenberg’s adaptation of the unadaptable William S. Burroughs novel features film’s scariest typewriters. Natural Born Killers (1. A pair of serial killers become celebrities as they slay their way across a hallucinogenic America. Night of the Hunter (1.
A homicidal Preacher with “LOVE” and “HATE” tattooed on his hands hunts children carrying treasure in this Southern Gothic Expressionist fable. Night Train to Terror (1. God and Satan watch badly edited horror films on a train while a New Wave band practices one compartment down. Ninja Champion (1. Rose seeks revenge against her diamond- smuggling rapist, while in another movie clumsily pasted on to that one, an Interpol ninja assassinates evil ninjas while they practice circus tricks.
The Ninth Configuration (1. A psychiatrist argues for the existence of God in an experimental military mental hospital, but is he as crazy as his patients? Nosferatu (1. 92. F. W. Murnau’s unauthorized Expressionist adaptation of “Dracula” is a melange of sex and disease. No Smoking (2. 00. Quit smoking, the Bollywood way, in one of India’s few intentionally weird films. Nostalghia (1. 98.
Andrei Tarkovsky’s slow, beautiful, dreamlike spiritual parable about a homesick Russian poet in Italy. Nothing but Trouble (1. Dan Akroyd’s grotesque Hollywood misfire about a weird old “reeve” ruling from a junkyard in a backwoods New Jersey “shire”Nuit Noire ! Dick novel. Schizopolis (1. Fletcher Munson struggles to write a speech for a Scientology- like leader while his doppelg. Turner. Taxidermia (2. A penis ejaculating fire is the take- home image from this surreal and twisted Hungarian generational epic; barf bags recommended.
Tekkonkinkreet (2. Orphans White and Black scrape out an existence on the surreal streets of Treasure Town. The Telephone Book (1. A nymphomaniac falls in love with the world’s greatest obscene phone caller in this arty underground sexploitationer that climaxes with a surreally obscene animation. Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1.
A man inexplicably transforms into metal, set to an industrial soundtrack in grainy 1. Thundercrack! Lao (1. A shapeshifting “Chinaman fakir” brings his allegorical circus to a Western town.
Pinocchio (1. 99. A cybernetic male sex- slave is cast adrift in a weird world in this underground Japanese cyberpunk film. The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1. 97. 1) – Art- deco b- movie has fascinating production design and campy acting from star Vincent Price, but is it weird enough? The Acid House (1. A trio of tawdry, disturbing fantasies penned by Irvine (“Trainspotting”) Welsh.
The Adventures of Mark Twain (1. Claymation selection of Twain stories, with a wraparound story about the author flying a homemade blimp to catch Haley’s comet.
Aegri Somnia (2. 00. The sick dreams of a disturbed man. Alice in Wonderland (1. This “star- studded” (W. C. Fields, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant) version of Lewis Carrol flopped on release—could it be because it was too weird for 1. Am. Ballard anthology.
The Attic Expeditions (2. Mindbending psychological horror that loses its mind, mixing occultism, medical experimentation and general weirdness into a confusing B- movie blend. Bad Girls Go to Hell (1. A housewife descends into a dreamlike sexual hell in this roughie with lots of random shots of feet and furniture.
The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (2. Nic Cage unloosed, iguanas, and an ambiguous ending give this crazy thriller some weird cred. La Belle Captive (1. A man seeks a mysterious woman who may be a ghost, a vampiress or a dream in this film that visually references the paintings of Rene Magritte.
Blind Woman’s Curse (1. A feminist yakuza ghost story. Blue Sunshine (1. People who took a particular brand of LSD in the Sixties find themselves transformed into bald killers ten years later. Borgman (2. 01. 3) – A criminal insinuates himself into a Dutch family’s home.
The Bothersome Man (2. A freethinker seeks escape from a bland paradise. Brain Damage (1. 98.
The Aylmer attaches himself to Brian’s brainstem, feeding him an addictive drug in return for grisly murders. The Brain That Wouldn’t Die (1. A mad scientist searches for a hot new body for the recently decapitated fianc. Seldom- seen abstract stop- motion animation from Francecollective: unconscious – Experimental anthology wherein six underground directors film each others’ dreams“The Comb” (1. Quay Brothers animation about a man trying to reach a sleeping woman in her dream. Come and See (1. 98.
Unremittingly bleak Soviet WWII film with dreamlike passages. The Company of Wolves (1.
Impressionistic retelling of Little Red Riding Hood as the werewolf sex dream of an adolescent girl. The Congress (2. 01.
An aging actress (Robin Wright, playing a version of herself) allows her image to be digitized for virtual reality use in the future in this partly animated mindbender. Cube (1. 99. 7) – Seven strangers awake to find themselves imprisoned in a cubical maze filled with deadly traps. The Cult of the Damned . Frankenstein (1. 97. A cauliflower- faced Frankenstein’s monster squares off against Dracula with an afro in a very bad (but weird) movie. Dr. Caligari (1. 98.